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Δημοσίευση  lkarapa Την / Το Σαβ Νοε 29, 2008 7:46 pm

THIS IS GREAT

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Greek restaurant in New York.

Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in
Greece?

'Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.

'When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Greek Jews?

'The waiter said, 'Ironno, I ask cooks.'

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, 'No ser, no Greek
Jews.

'Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?

'The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'xenoi'(non Greeks) gave the
expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to
believe that there are no Jews in Greece, our people are scattered
everywhere.
'The waiter returned and said, 'The head cook say there is no Greek Jews.

''Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no
Greek Jews!

''Malaka! Listen, I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we
have is Orange Jews, Apple Jews & Tomato Jews!
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Δημοσίευση  lkarapa Την / Το Σαβ Δεκ 27, 2008 11:13 pm

Marriage humour


Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife : 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
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